Deci repede, pana nu uit si raman cu datorii. Leapsa asta presupune sa dai shuffle in Winamp si sa apesi Next la fiecare din intrebarile de mai jos, sa vezi ce-tzi raspune oracolul prin titlul piesei care se nimereste sa urmeze. Pentru maxima obiectivitate, am bagat tot hard disku in playlist, inclusiv filmele (care insa nu s-au nimerit).
1. How are you feeling today?
Biomechanical-Fallen in Fear
Adevaru e ca cam traiesc in frica.
2. Will you get far in life?
Monster Magnet - Medicine
Pilule forever!!!
3. How do your friends see you?
And One - A Kind of Deutsch
well, unii ma vad mai evreu, altzii mai neamtz
4. Will you get married?
Monster Magnet - Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Creca e de kkt shuffleu asta, am bagat tot hard disku in playlist si uite ca iese de doo ori MM. Nu stiu cum sa interpretez mesajul: vrea sa zica ca o sa ma-nsor teenager si toata casnicia va fi un razboi? e un pic decalat oracolul asta dar, altfel, are dreptate.
5. What is your best friend’s theme?
The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Baltech's Lament
No fukkin way, the shuffle I-Ching lies...desi, vorba lu bunica, nu cunosti un om pana n-ai mancat un sac de sare alaturi de el.
6. What is the story of your life?
Portishead - Nylon Smile
:))))))))))
7. What was high school like?
Laibach - America
Mai mult Laibach decat America
8. How can you get ahead in life?
Patrick Wolf - Enchanted
oh, the gay magic.....
9. What is the best thing about your friends?
35007 - Evaporate
oh, shit...
10. What is in store for this weekend?
Bobby Wino - Little Cindy Ella
oh, baybe...
11. What song describes you?
Dark Tranquillity - Emptier Still
jur ca e o minciuna! sunt plin de mine!
12. To describe your grandparents?
Evil Dead Musical - Join Us!
am pus-o!
13. How is your life going?
Bjork and Antony - The dull flame of desire
.......
14. What song will they play at your funeral?
Johnny Cash - As Long As the Grass Shall Grow
veshnica amintire........
15. How does the world see you?
Laibach - Germania
Am zis io ca shuffleu asta e de kkt. Am peste 5000 de piese in playlist! Ori poate chiar e o chestie I-Ching in raspunsu asta, ar trebui sa-mi fac niste placintzele cu ravashe cu titlurile din playlist.
16. Will you have a happy life?
Hypnos 69 - The Electric Measure
sa fie vorba de scaunul electric?
17. Do people secretly lust after you?
Aeon Spoke - The Fisher Tale
Cred ca asta are legatura cu articolul lui Luciat despre sexul cu pescari...
18. How can I make myself happy?
Ulver - What Happened?
???
19. What should you do with your life?
Future Bible Heroes - Mr. PunchBoxu era vocatzia mea...
Cam atat.
2 comments:
1. How are you feeling today?
zale- intro
nu ma simt introdus nicaieri azi, dar cu n-am ascultat chestia asta deloc si a zacut aiurea in calculator cred ca inseamna ca "nu stiu"
2. Will you get far in life?
Implant Pentru Refuz - Apus
o sa merg in occident?
3. How do your friends see you?
Slayer- Hell awaits (live)
acolo o sa am cei mai buni prieteni
4. Will you get married?
Byron - Far away
Nici nu intentionam pana la 60
5. What is your best friend’s theme?
Noir desir - The wound
Cred ca se refera la momentu cand tovarasul ionel si-a raschetat curu cand incerca sa faca un trick cu scheitu
6. What is the story of your life?
Lake of tears - Dystopia
E clar o sa scriu "romanul adolescentului distop"
7. What was high school like?
Sarmalele Reci - Alice, tu chiar vrei sa fii vedeta
aaa.... Alice, vremuri bune... tii minte cand te vrajeam ca am pile la pro tv?
8. How can you get ahead in life?
Tenacious D - City Hall
Ma fac primar si transform orasu in capitala mondiala a rockului si in centru in loc de statuia lui Mircea Cel Batran va fi a lui Jack Black
9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Gloria Gaynor - Can't take my eyes off you remix
E clar ca am gagici bune in grup
10. What is in store for this weekend?
Queen - Brighton solo rock
9 de orgasm pe chitara
11. What song describes you?
Placebo - Because i want you
Ei cacat!
12. To describe your grandparents?
Zdob si Zdub - Primavara
Mamaia trage pe nas mirosul de ghiociei si tataia o praseste cu voie buna
13. How is your life going?
Serj Tankian - Elect the Dead
Hai da-o dracu, io chiar am inclinatii electorale
14. What song will they play at your funeral?
Domnisoara Pogany - Boema
Luta si oboiul is metal \m/
15. How does the world see you?
Celelalte Cuvinte - Scrisori iubite
Deci cuvintele "iubite" nu-s bune, tre sa folosim celelalte cuvinte
16. Will you have a happy life?
Gogol Bordello - Future Kings
Dupa primarie, voi deveni rege, clar
17. Do people secretly lust after you?
Gheorghe Zamfir - Promenade en Oltenie
Cu siguranta ca oltencele nu-mi rezista, mai ales dupa un praz sanatos
18. How can I make myself happy?
Queen - Don't stop me now
makes sense
19. What should you do with your life?
The Mars Volta - B and Ghosted Pouts
Gata, ma angajez la Ghostbusters
Eu am pus in playlist numai piesa Shiny Happy People si ma desclar shiny happy multumit de ce mi-a prevazut oracolul.
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